死肥波TEAM KILL咗我!!
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEGa3Q5ZRa
點估到，平時無傷大雅嘅玩笑，呃下老師呢啲基本嘢但喺Miss Wong眼中原來係罪大惡極！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CZLjkji4d
頂呀，下馬威唔成，仲要比Miss Wong反殺，呢鑊真係咩面都冇晒！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jzzp1d4cS
「⋯⋯我喺大學時主修中文，我會任教你地嘅中文科。」Miss Wong雙手撳住老師枱，背後黑板寫咗佢個名，佢用把好甜好溫柔嘅聲介紹緊自己。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtnqaz9EAC
然後Miss慢慢轉tone，嚴肅咁講﹕「我知道你地呢班向來比較甩漏，我先小人後君子，我一定會嚴格教導你地。包括你地交上嚟嘅功課，邊個寫字核突既!我係必定會要佢重做!」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIq1jeKVPL
可惡！佢竟然慢慢改變緊「廢超」時代規則! 搞到我愈諗愈嬲，頭先我點會咁樣輸比佢架？
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m808mLDUW
「謝子匡企好啲！ 唔准挨牆！」Miss Wong指住我嚟鬧，呢個狐假虎威嘅女人！你背後有周Sir撐腰先惡得起!
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2wFwIrM8S
正所謂擒賊先擒王，Miss Wong明顯想挫下我銳氣，拎返課室主導權。君子報仇，十年未晚嘅。嘅然輸咗，就好好咁檢討一下點解會衰咗！但係……我愈諗自己點解會輸，我就愈記起「嗰個」令我跌低嘅畫面——
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyh6ny8Jdm
——Miss Wong彎身執起粉筆嗰下，佢緊致嘅裙好貼服咁將底褲嘅形狀印晒喺屁股度！ 我好肯定Miss Wong平時一定有做開運動，如果唔係個屁股點會好似水蜜桃咁靚呀！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Iz8iv4VHc
呢個時候，我終於記起我跌低前內心中嘅吶喊！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96ISvbwJ8a
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmeKgVCOQw
.
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilv6USSdss
「嘩！有冇咁正呀？！」
.
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymr1X29yv3
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U6ITy1MNI
女人嘅胸部代表性感，而屎忽就代表野性！平時睇開紀錄片都知，啲獅子乸撩啲公搞嘢時都係隊個屎忽埋去！所以一個女人屎忽有幾靚，就代表佢有幾野性，佢就有幾想去吸引男性，佢就有幾咁渴望滿足最原始嘅慾望！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80fPPr5iEa
所以我絕對肯定Miss Wong一定係淫底！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmo3KwrwvK
淫底、純情、嚴肅、溫柔⋯⋯呢個女教師會唔會太有層次啦？
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZveEefOK7q
不過⋯⋯仆街，呢次老尷！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGaY6wxw47
一諗起Miss Wong個pat，我⋯⋯我竟然⋯⋯「某個地方變緊石頭」呀！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmM17dFJzu
「⋯⋯一陣喺黑板List出嘅嘢，你地要mark低。我唔希望聽日有人帶漏嘢！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC3veniUJJ
趁佢擰轉身寫黑板時，我慢慢彎低身，如果我企到直一直，褲浪就好做搭咗帳幕咁撐晒出嚟！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf8Rekxc3L
我理性不斷叫我唔好再諗Miss Wong個屎忽！我雙眼好定神咁望住個黑板睇下Miss Wong寫咗啲咩！呢次真係咁大個仔第一次咁認真望黑板！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2gAGd2VJ4
「書簿津貼表、學生個人八達申請表……」我由上而下咁望，我感覺到身體嘅血液流動緊，開始流返去個腦度。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9gLsRiqiR
「課外活動申請表格、證件相、家長回條⋯⋯」我由右去左咁逐個字喺心入面讀出嚟。冇錯！呢個係一個有效令自己冷靜嘅方法！但係！Miss Wong寫字好似雕花咁靚！仲寫到鬼死咁慢！搞到我已經追返上佢嘅進度！令我個注意力又返去佢度！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFvzQSF6kZ
「預習中文：第一課⋯⋯」佢喺黑板上勾勒出好靚嘅中文字。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tHOZADe7K
佢寫緊嗰段字好長，搞到佢一路寫，一路慢慢蹲低個身。緊致嘅裙上面慢慢顯露出臀部個美態。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxZVvF7bFK
而我啲血⋯⋯又去咗「某個地方」啦!
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsaQm4kmul
「Miss!」呢個時候阿偉突然舉手！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5Nymhs4gI
「係！」Miss Wong轉身望住阿偉：「黃同學，咩事呢？」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdwwyJUDpz
我望住阿偉，佢嘴角含笑。我知佢呢下笑絕對唔係啲咩好事！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6QwukKJO2
「Miss 唔好意思，你遮住左啲字。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlLPhNliKA
「Sorry﹗」Miss Wong笑一笑，本來佢想移一移開個身，但因為咁令佢目光放咗喺我度，我見佢面色一變，翹起雙手，好不滿咁話﹕「謝子匡！要我講咗幾多次？企直啲呀！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpRYhYdFFU
我望去奸笑緊嘅阿偉！呢條友仔竟然落井下石！我企直啲，咁Miss Wong未見到我扯緊旗？！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgEEG9gaLV
阿偉全心靠害呀﹗佢意猶未盡，仲比咗個眼色杰少，叫佢望過嚟食花生！杰少已經忍笑忍到成塊面都紅晒！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIZJvtEbAY
「係咪聽唔到我講咩，企直啲呀！」Miss。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb7xvID9Vq
太可惡！唔通我又要衰多次？我一企直個人就出硬醜！咁我喺呢班嘅威信就會蕩然無存！我可以點做呢？
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpA10i0qxQ
啊——！有計！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdiBibpeLC
「Miss Wong， 我⋯⋯我想去廁所！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd5ayshD4e
佢既冷漠又半信半疑地講：「唔得。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHufAQNEex
「但⋯⋯但我急屎呀！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRnARkXfP5
「哦。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUghP7lxjZa
「我會瀨架！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUATwxmeHcS
「企直啲呀！」Miss首次喺班上怒吼一聲，佢忍夠我無賴一樣嘅行為。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweqXdHUdYU
咁樣僵持落去唔係辦法，惟有聽佢話。我故意慢慢企直返個人，其實係buy time可以冷靜返。但我個如意算盤打唔響，當Miss Wong擰返去黑板寫字時，我注意力好自然去返落佢個pat度！ 我根本冷靜唔到呀！我想再彎腰，但嚟唔切！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUpzRnl9Os
「Miss ！」 呢次係杰少舉手，佢滿懷惡作劇咁講：「阿匡又企唔直啦！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIgwZVaSel
Miss Wong對我怒目而視嗰刻，喺危機感之下令我睇嘅嘢都好似放慢晒咁。我本能地企直返個人，此時眼角瞄到阿偉原來已經有所動作。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0dWvSF3Fz
阿偉成個人擰晒過嚟，食姆兩指扣住條橡筋，左手將粒擦膠放喺橡筋度，再拉滿弓！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFpohDKQou
太遲了。當我意會到呢一點時、當我企直個人時、當我感到下面嘅「帳幕」撐到好「行」晒嗰時——
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ1tQxaf93
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSExix9o7B
阿偉左手一鬆———哨——！有一個白色快影喺佢手中射出！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L2fuDykMl
啪——！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHud6j9ucu
「嘩———！！」我掩住下體成個人跪低咗，連聲痛叫！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ5K7MsEW8
Miss Wongs一面疑惑咁走埋嚟，睇佢表情明顯被我激到好嬲。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOg621ze8y
今次我係被人坑害！我想為自己辯護，但我已經痛到控制唔到個嘴，只係連忙咁叫：「爆咗⋯⋯爆咗……」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHz0HY83Xr
Miss Wong喺我幾尺外企定，兩手抱胸，一面忍無可忍。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs7whwFrKT
但係⋯⋯
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcdp9GINLo
.
.
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R46qeKghI
我對眼只係注意到佢嗰兩條性感嘅黑絲長腿。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAu453d6mk
剎那間我啲血又集中喺「某一處」地方。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA3efC5ajk
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHN4ZKyxN7
= = = =
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcUnrqPFte
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhznwGIowYf
唉⋯⋯⋯
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFDPU6nfg2
呢次真係失威。身為冧咗莊幾年嘅A班班會會長，竟然喺9月1日呢個咁重要嘅日子，輸比個新班主任！我冇諗到呢個世界竟然會有呢種老師會咁樣拎返班房主導權！有啲老師會同我開晒片。又有啲老師會同我鬥智鬥力。更有啲老師會選擇同我合作，大家好嚟好去。但好似Miss Wong 呢種以本傷人地對我進行心理打擊嘅老師就真係第一次見！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ81AvlaYkh
最後我拉埋阿偉、杰少落水，再加埋上堂瞓覺嘅阿波，我地四兄弟被Miss Wong罰喺小息時喺「臭格」——訓導室外面罰企。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lGkvsV4P0
Miss Wong真係識揀地方，搵正周Sir地頭去招呼我地四個。聽住周Sir點樣片到個大隻仔尊嚴崩潰嚎啕大哭，都咪話唔心寒。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOukvclwkfo
呢個時候Miss Wong喺教員室忙完，出嚟招呼我地四個。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FPixGNVFD
「企好啲啦！」Miss Wong仍然好鬼惡死，明明佢唔惡嘅時候好吸引人，做咩搞到自己咁神憎鬼厭呢？
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbLFhz3rPd
「Miss，我都係fake咗你唧。唔洗咁吓話？」我有啲唔忿氣，以前「廢超」都係咁樣比我玩架啦！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR5xCFKHMS
Miss Wong翹埋雙手，冷冷咁微笑，話：「其他老師講過，4A班入面有四個學生最難搞。本來我預咗要花啲時間先觀察到。但估唔到你地四個今日就自己企晒出嚟。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ0pxPFPD8
「Miss！」阿偉舉手：「嚴格來講，係阿匡搞到我地被你spot住咗喎。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDNyJd3jAw
「我最多係瞓覺咋！」阿波。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhcvU08Toh
「我頭先幫手篤灰咋喎。」杰少。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdZmDY3S5G
Miss Wong繼續冷笑，睇嚟佢好自信咁以為已經掌握到我地四個，佢繼續話：「其他老師提我，有一位叫謝子匡嘅問題學生好鍾意做風頭躉。佢身邊有三位跟班。只要捉到謝子匡就可以將呢個犯罪集團一網打盡。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOeMO2ZSix
Miss Wong企喺我面前，下巴輕輕咁抬高，好睥睨咁望住我。我梗係不甘示弱，盯撚實住佢。估唔到呢個女人望落好甜好靚原來咁有女王既氣勢。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmEOCN4xMC
正正係呢個時候，一把洪亮嘅男人聲介入咗我同Miss Wong之間。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ipfMcjE1
「謝子匡！係咪想入訓導室傾？」呢把男人聲一聽就知係周Sir。佢凶完我之後就懶係好紳士咁同Miss講：「Miss Wong，使唔使我幫手？」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKDEXLphyM
「唔使。」Miss Wong對住周Sir個態度唔同晒，輕輕一笑，然後嚴厲咁望返我，繼續講：「我跟返自己班就得。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmUJ2OpWQI
然後周Sir臨走前，向我拎多個尾彩：「你試吓玩嘢，我實招呼你。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4bJFGJjtK
我不忿咁望住離開緊嘅周Sir，之後我聽到Miss Wong嚴厲咁話：「望住我！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKRZhdrWxI
Miss Wong見我望返佢時，佢話：「我其實唔鍾意罰學生。你地四個守返規矩的話，我係唔會為難你地。始終你地係我嗰班嘅學生，我會好好睇實你地。」佢呢句聽落係好真心、好令人舒服⋯⋯但係！呢個係佢收賣人心嘅技巧嚟！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWNIiYrUR8
「好多老師對你地四個好有意見，特別係你，謝子匡。」Miss指一指我，繼續話：「喺我未正識入職前，已經有老師提醒我，你係非常難教。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlCYtNWXVg
「哼！」我冷冷一笑，一面唔在乎地話：「係呀，成間學校最差係我嘛。一早知架啦！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcJoltvTPb
我之所以唔在乎，因為由細到大我都比老師話慣。即使我冇做錯事，都會將問題推落我度！我諗惟一個原因，係我天生個樣生得串同反叛掛。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaoI30JQR1
「就算所有老師都放棄你。你都唔可以放棄自己！」Miss Wong竟然因為我發悔氣而鬧我：「即使比人睇死都好，你都要爭氣呀！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQJ0AWZ2pS
然後Miss Wong注意力放返喺阿偉佢地身上，嚴肅嘅神色慚慚消退，我慢慢感受到佢面上有一點寬容。佢話：「我相信你地本性唔壞。我一定會教好你地四個！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDDfv7uj5s
唔係吓話，咁熱血？咁有信心？哈⋯⋯果然係啱啱畢業嘅新手。我地四兄弟好自然咁互相望下大家，我地同一時間心諗﹕「Miss Wong實在太天真！」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrzRldqcJl
我係唔會信佢。呢個世界邊有好老師架?
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46APTgalDY
「首先我要教識你地一件事——責任心！謝子匡！」Miss Wong如鷹銳利嘅眼神望住我：「咁鍾意做大哥啊嗱？你以後就係班長！你幫我管理課堂秩序，以後如果班上面有咩事都會入你數。」
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2K0Lr070K
「吓？！咩話！」痴線架咩？咁我未即係啲淪陷國家嘅傀儡元首？幫人管理埋個國家？嘩！呢招好毒！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuElDx7Csi
「你『吓』咩呀？」Miss Wong好不滿我個反應，就話：「係咪想做多D嘢呀？」
咁即係有咩事要我做二五仔篤啲手足出嚟？！ 正當我想反駁時，阿偉就頂一頂我手肘，叫我咪咁多嘢講。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80XlMschFQ
然後Miss Wong食埋個勢，要阿偉就做各科科長，杰少就負責課室清潔，阿波就係膳食長專幫手派Lunch。
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm26SvBIFpP
頂你呀，開學日真係慘敗收場！我唔只喪失咗個主導權，仲要被Miss Wong俘虜，搞到我地四兄弟比佢奴役！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3wyJqAnhu
班⋯⋯班長？竟然要我呢個瀟灑嘅浪子做班長？！簡直係奇恥大辱呀！
21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl9eIwy7gA
哼⋯⋯唔係你想話點就點嘅！我唔返學，你奈得我咩何？
ns216.73.216.200da2
will be deducted 
and then Add to home screen.