After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear

[1] "Producers~ I'm a 300-year-old trainee... Taxnoka."

Under the spotlight, Taxnoka trembled in her "school uniform + tax badge" stage outfit. The screen suddenly played her "underground idol" past:

Secretly performing "Tax Refund Ritual Dance" in the audit warehouse
Using the "Chief's Seal" to stamp doujins at conventions (limited editions)
Claiming "youth tax policy research" when caught by reporters

Judge Goddess smirked: "Confession reduces taxes~"301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LvmxScYOZ
Taxnoka's eyes darkened: "Then let's see who's the real Tax Idol!"

[2] "Tax Rap" vs. "Holy Tears Ballad"

Round 1: Solo Performances

Taxnoka:301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3QvNOdfop
Turned a "tax calculator" into a beat machine, spitting fire:301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ781rrKAf66
"Rates go up↑ Faith goes down↓301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJloeybZElu
Your debt’s due~ No escape (hey!)301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3teiBao1Na
Reincarnate as dogs? We’ll chase through space (tax!)"
Goddess:301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9HtsD1pJh
Sang "Tearful Ballad" while playing a harp, crystal tears as special effects:301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEOverXliX
"I don’t wanna work…301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb2rEeIqou
But taxes take my pay…"301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdbRkcuuu1
The audience sobbed, waving "tax-free glow sticks."

[3] Final Showdown: Audit Dance Duet

The producers announced a "Tax Inspection Collaboration Stage"!

Goddess danced with a "Holy POS Machine"
Taxnoka fanned herself with "BL doujins" (pages replaced with tax codes)
They backflipped together, showering "exemption coupons" on fans

Hoshino suddenly hit the Golden Buzzer: "I demand a judge's performance!"301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9XWPY0Y7h
She leapt onstage, her sword splitting the floor—301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq2sMa33Ho
"Forbidden Technique: Arbitration Breakdance!"301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQU0cYboZj
Every move stomped on "tax hike announcements," ending with her shattering a tax rate sign.

[4] Idol Scandal: Rigged Election

During voting, the familiar hacked the system:301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVvHSoQTJE
"1 vote = ¥100 tax credit! Vote more, save more!"

Results:

1st Place: Goddess (mass voting by信徒）
2nd Place: Taxnoka (ex-auditors mortgaged homes to vote)
3rd Place: Hoshino (hijacked by corporate accounts)

On the podium, Taxnoka ripped off her wig: "I'm done…"301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfJw8OWIx4
She tore her uniform to reveal a "Anti-Tax Guerrilla T-shirt": "THIS is the real me!"

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