After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Ruler of Darkness to Reality TV Loser: Thanks to My Familiar's "Tax Survivor," the Demon Lord i

[1] "Welcome to Three Realms' Got Tax Talent! Sponsored by—Pain Cuisine Inc.!"

Under the spotlight, the familiar floated in wearing an "E-Debt Crown", as the screen behind it displayed:314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UmDFnlS9R
[Contest Rules:

Talents must relate to taxation
Each vote = ¥10 tax credit
Winner gets 1-year tax exemption (except income tax)**

Judges Panel:

Goddess (Tear Crystal Lie Detector aimed at contestants)
Hoshino (Holy Sword modified into "X" buzzer)
Otaku Demon (Switch-connected scorer, focus dependent on game difficulty)

[2] Demon King’s Hellish Act: Tax-Fireball Swallowing314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW83gYykKZ
"Contestant #7, Ludwig!" I gritted my teeth, lifting a fireball. "Using dark magic to digest fake receipts!"

Fireball = Celestial Audit Notices (heat scales with tax debt)
Each swallow triggered audience votes:314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeTp3LjiCC
✅ "Legit Receipt" (flames turn green)314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2mRaz7UdU
❌ "Fake Receipt" (black smoke makes judges cough)

At the 66th swallow, the Goddess slammed her table: "STOP! That was my Holy War Expense Report from 300 years ago!"

[3] Hero’s Forbidden Talent: Chest-Crushing Tax Forms314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPnPOeUKnq
Hoshino shoved me aside: "Amateur."314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eUl4WHxQ6
She lay on a nail board, a "Three Realms’ Thickest Tax Exemption Application" on her chest, and glared at the familiar: "Do it."

The familiar raised a holy sword-shaped hammer—314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQldk6nQPKo
BOOM!314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbrccvmQEV
The shattered pages rearranged midair:314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy60lp4UqIf
"APPROVED. Tax-Free Quota: ¥13,140,000"

The audience screamed: "That’s the ‘forever love’ number!!"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsFg41BtgY
Hoshino, ears burning, drew her sword: "It means ‘I’ll hunt the familiar for eternity’!"

[4] Goddess’ Idol Nightmare: Tear-Crystal Stage Outfit314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eCd5H1sR5
"New Tax Idol category!" The familiar forced the Goddess into a "Lace Tax Bill Dress":314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIHMXZqYsE
"Perform your debut single—‘Holy Tears Tax Rate’!"

As music played, she danced a "Tax Prayer Dance":

Each spin scattered "exemption coupons"
High notes launched "holy crystal tears" (redeemable for prizes)
Her bunny headband suddenly played "Moe Tax Anthem" (without her knowledge)

Otaku Demon gave a perfect score: "This… this is cultural violence!"

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