大海有個大他十歲的姊姊小鷗，因為年紀差很多的關係，姊姊說的話在他耳裡聽來都是厲害的大道理，因此他十分崇拜姊姊。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1n9cSZwWp
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小鷗姊曾說過一句話，至今大海都將之奉為圭臬：「人不聰明就要懂得巴結資優生。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvXmfvNhl9
大海牢記這句話，並且執行得徹底。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4WP2D4Exg
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他轉學之後的第一次段考考得稀巴爛，而鄰座的小航居然是個深藏不露的資優生，從那次起他就決定要好好巴結小航。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP21fycFkZz
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幸好老天安排他們作為鄰居又鄰座，有了地利之便的大海可以輕鬆收集到很多關於小航的資訊。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrq8qDFnk7h
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大海注意到小航最近的書包上掛滿了〈我們這一家〉的吊飾，於是他趁放學回家時問：「你在收集聯名吊飾喔？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn9WzsdsM9
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最近XX餅乾跟卡通節目合作推出聯名吊飾，只要購買餅乾就能抽卡通人物吊飾。
「對啊，只剩紅色玫瑰花的花媽沒抽到。我買好幾盒都沒抽到，已經放棄了。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwXC1wHKtW
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大海默默記住小航說的話，從那天起他每天幫忙阿嬤做家事就是希望可以多賺點零用錢買餅乾抽吊飾。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW6mNiJtGj
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但活動時間短來不及賺足夠的錢，最後只買到四盒。他抱著四盒餅乾回家，像神壇一樣供奉在書桌上不停拜拜。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU09l1jIre
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小鷗姊看他緊張兮兮地供著四盒餅乾不停搓手祈禱，還以為自家弟弟又在發神經了，她直接拿起餅乾盒拆開包裝，「食物買回來就是要吃，供著幹嘛？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3UQh0RDg7
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大海心急地從小鷗姊手中搶走盒子，挖開餅乾看裡面的吊飾。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xlmgVnNGF
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「原來你是要搜集吊飾喔？」小鷗姊咬著餅乾說。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTEwlOxm9W
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第一盒拆開不是他要的紅玫瑰花媽，第二盒沒有⋯⋯第三盒、第四盒也都撲空。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQneCCtYtc
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他欲哭無淚地坐在地上耍賴，指控小鷗姊：「都是你亂碰害的啦！害我沒抽到紅玫瑰花媽。」
小鷗姊拿起吊牌目錄查看，哈哈大笑，「這根本就不是你的品味，你幹嘛那麼認真？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mTJBnumsb
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大海厥著嘴，「是你說要巴結資優生教我功課，小航想要那個吊牌，所以我才這麼努力啊。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFog3P63iC
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小鷗姊彈了自家弟弟的額頭，哭笑不得說：「巴結也要在能力範圍內，重點要用對方法。小航人那麼好，跟你關係也不差，你直接去拜託他不就好了？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUghuU9NW2Y
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大海揉了揉額頭，小鷗姊彈得力道不大，正好點醒他，果然是姊姊厲害！他明天就去跟小航「正面對決」。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0eUHal20m
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隔天到學校，大海在打掃時間問小航能不能教他功課。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgrsSHPrYQ
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「可以，但有條件。」小航才不會讓自己吃虧（而且大海不好教）。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnW1f6aqni
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「是什麼？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZOrGlSC0N
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「每天早上叫我起床。」小航的爸媽經常早出晚歸，他也想體驗看看每天早上被家人叫醒的感覺，而不是被冷冰冰的鬧鐘喚醒。
顯然大海想得不一樣，他的腦中閃過一些糟糕畫面，結結巴巴說：「為為為什麼叫我早上過去？早起很累欸。沒有別的嗎？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWesLDeV8a
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「不要拉倒，功課自己想辦法。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYfNoTjxAM
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「⋯⋯好啦好啦，我做。」平常說話大聲的大海，此刻音量小的跟螞蟻一樣。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmreXCi4xs
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大海突然的尷尬搞得小航也莫名尷尬，「你你你幹嘛臉紅啊！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8VSxiLRnz
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「你你你臉也很紅啊！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8aTgNdV2q
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「都怪你想些奇怪的東西啦！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nJfMaBKjK
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「你又知道我在想什麼喔？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsUHgz92Xo
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「⋯⋯」小航憋紅了臉，不說話。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKiq99EsiM
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路過的男同學奇怪的看他們，「奇怪，結巴跟臉紅是會傳染喔？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQX9LDFHmw
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