「請問汝是?」現代人說著,古代人表示「XXX!警衛!把人帶走!!是瘋子」651Please respect copyright.PENANABwOZuehz5y
嗯!沒錯古代人是現代人,現代人是古代人,大家全都不是人(?別打我~
「吾乃當今聖上!閣下是?」總統對著covid-19說。651Please respect copyright.PENANAo3V72PGiCm
covid-19表示:「老子是誰,干你什麼事?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAjfGR6idwo6
諸葛孔明表示:「是在哈囉?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAECRRuFyix7
總統說:「汝是誰?為何在這太平盛世?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAgz6BxJi3Sf
關羽說:「你廢話不要那麼多啦~機關槍拿來,老子一槍斃了你」651Please respect copyright.PENANA0Vowl3BtNf
欸!對!那邊的人不要問我為什麼古代和現代搞一起了~651Please respect copyright.PENANAP1QkPrnAdY
欸!對!就是你!你說關羽死了?No!No!他還在你心中(注意!是他不是她651Please respect copyright.PENANA1UWWKLNmyX
房間裡,秦始皇問商紂:「你說,咱倆搞基,會被發現嗎?」(作者表示:原來秦始皇口味那麼重,摸了摸鼻子,嗯?鼻血流出來了!!)商紂說:「可以不要問敏感問題嗎?」651Please respect copyright.PENANAXX8igHanuR
covid-19的由來~651Please respect copyright.PENANALtvPxN3H18
總統問座在一旁的covid-19:「汝是為何誕生在此處」651Please respect copyright.PENANAlydjh9psPP
covid-19回答:「吾乃九五至尊,生世豈是爾等可知」651Please respect copyright.PENANAFvUUI1oq3v
總統不爽了,他說:「朕才是九五至尊,天子腳下豈能兒戲?」651Please respect copyright.PENANALY0bDOG8IQ
此時換covid-19不爽了,他說「吾才是皇帝,你個冒牌貨,混!!!covid-19們出來吧!!將地球毀了!!」651Please respect copyright.PENANAWlYaZDc8pf
然後就是生化戰,可想而知,人類輸了,不然我們早就復課了~~651Please respect copyright.PENANAma4pbAPsV4