又係澄叔深宵FF節目-《如若我是……》,今日究竟有幾多FF角色呢?而家為你揭曉。386Please respect copyright.PENANAndhaSEwaEr
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首先係灰丑BB投稿嘅入去小夫到。386Please respect copyright.PENANAROXV4koL57
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「小夫,我要入嚟喇!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAgvVGzrUG7Y
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我都唔記得做自我介紹㖭,我叫胖虎,平時最鍾意隊人屎忽,最好玩嘅就係小夫,佢嗰種慾拒還迎真係好正,口裏說不,身體卻很舒服,佢洗屎忽又洗得乾淨喎,一洗就洗三次,所以我平時插完都唔會污糟得去邊,有時仲有浸香味㖭!386Please respect copyright.PENANAvOX7OTD0le
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至於嗰個垃圾大雄真係冇Q用,細細力隊佢兩嘢就喊,佢洗屎忽又洗得求其,有時仲有漬嘅㖭。386Please respect copyright.PENANAj4ebVfXKcJ
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大雄俾我隊咗幾下就唔得,又要搵多啦A夢幫手,由多啦A夢幫佢頂!多啦A夢可能因為機械貓嘅關係,個屎忽都冇溫度,唔可以插住唱《沙龍》386Please respect copyright.PENANA2vbanT9sWw
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「留住溫度、速度、溫柔和憤怒。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAiWtxD9pfLb
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嘩!咁重口味嘅嘢終於都完喇,我平時好正常㗎!呢啲劇情係故事先需要,與本人完全冇關㗎!接著落嚟睇啲輕鬆啲嘅,由讀者YCH提供嘅退休。386Please respect copyright.PENANA5HFqzifLLy
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「人生於世上有幾個知己,多少友誼能長存。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAzR5OeUl4qb
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呢首歌,簡直係退休之後唱一流,究竟人生而家仲有幾多個知己呢?70歲嘅我,又係咪單身呢?冇人知。所以,為咗我下半生嘅幸福,我又喺度開放自己嘅股份,都係左邊同右邊,有興趣嘅就DM我啦!拯救澄叔下半生,由你做起。386Please respect copyright.PENANA8oNhNWhyVg
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老人家除咗睇FaceBook,下蘋果有冇廣告,如果冇廣告就話人「恥與為伍」,除咗上FaceBook出文求維尼安慰之外,有時酒都係好重要嘅一部分嚟,因為酒可以紓壓呀嘛!以下落嚟就係讀者171所投稿嘅酒徒。386Please respect copyright.PENANA3D7iMUOhjk
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古語有云:「醉翁之意不在酒」酒可以令大家沉醉於酒海入面,催眠自己,紓解下自己嘅納悶。藉住飲醉酒,寫返句詩,分分鐘你死咗之後就有人欣賞你啲作品呢。386Please respect copyright.PENANANBR1isYkxU
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醉咗梗係聽陳奕迅嘅《龍舌蘭》啦!386Please respect copyright.PENANALE7eYyQAQA
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誰被灌醉,前面多少杯,都呑了,我們沒有罪-被挖取,遺下一顆心,枯乾到,以為沒眼淚。得不到蒼天允許,我與你多少次散聚。386Please respect copyright.PENANADcRXFLOTHq
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利申返:未滿十八歲請勿飲酒,如果滿咗十八歲嘅,請勿酒後駕駛,否則會有「搶軚」嘅情況出現。最緊要,記得保持清醒,請勿酒後亂性。386Please respect copyright.PENANAZyirbUqvkP
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酒又飲咗,暈暈哋,梗係畫花自己個靚仔樣去嚇人啦!接著落嚟,係由一個澳門作家-雨霖所提議嘅小丑。386Please respect copyright.PENANAcVBjuIFi3d
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大家好,我係一個小丑,我唔會喺轉角位嚇人,亦都唔會喺坑渠入面嚇人,更加唔會喺廁所入面嚇人。我唯一會嚇人嘅地方就係唱機,因為「在你的唱機放低唱片是我」,我會係大家嘅唱機放低一隻唱片,內容係「請支持澄澄故事台,如果想目睹靚仔小丑,請like呢個po,唔like唔follow就小心啲,我會夜晚自動播呢隻唱片。」我相信唔想俾我嚇嘅大家應該識做。386Please respect copyright.PENANAP6LYZKV7Mt
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最後就係讀者NMH投稿嘅怪叔叔。386Please respect copyright.PENANA9MBqBNuaHy
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長腿怪叔叔是你嗎?香港小姐的……386Please respect copyright.PENANAI4X3hgeq3T
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喂喂喂!呢度兒童節目嚟,認真啲!386Please respect copyright.PENANA9Va1szIaNq
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認真就唔叫怪叔叔啦!等我變身先!386Please respect copyright.PENANAYnJCeR3S6F
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kekeke(資源有限,當住係怪笑聲先。)細路女,你走唔甩㗎喇!快啲除咗佢啦!386Please respect copyright.PENANABPUGK3njfo
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「唔要吖!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAuKEnYoAC3j
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快啲除啦!386Please respect copyright.PENANAmL8Zqx49aZ
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「唔要吖!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAWNtMhZwwkd
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你唔除,我幫你……除 kekeke。386Please respect copyright.PENANAg3SxEQ5zL2
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「吓!你做咩除我口罩吖!」386Please respect copyright.PENANALoD4vdQYes
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疫情嚴重,口罩記得戴咗一陣就要換個新嘅,咁先可以擋住細菌㗎嘛。386Please respect copyright.PENANAuiyC4hLqRh
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呢個短文好無聊,但大家個口罩戴得耐,記得要換一個新嘅,唔係戴嚟都冇意思㗎!386Please respect copyright.PENANA5fhqLerIaU
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今個禮拜就去到呢度先,唔知下集幾時再有呢?386Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZGs7R6wYr
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