Funny Horror Story - The Ghost Who Failed Scaring School

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The Ghost Who Failed Scaring School

At exactly 12:00 a.m., my bedroom door creaked open.

"Creeeeak..."

I pulled my blanket over my head.

Footsteps.

Slow.

Heavy.

Thump... thump... thump...

I peeked out.

A pale ghost floated into my room wearing a black cape.

"BE AFRAID!" it shouted.

Instead of screaming, I blinked.

"Are you... reading from cue cards?"

The ghost quickly hid a stack of flashcards behind its back.

"No."

A card slipped onto the floor.

Lesson 3: Evil Laugh – 'Mwahahaha!'

I stared.

"You go to ghost school?"

The ghost sighed dramatically.

"It's my final exam. I have to make one human scream or I'll fail."

I almost felt sorry for it.

"Okay," I said. "Try again."

The ghost switched off my fan.

Nothing.

It rattled my window.

Still nothing.

It floated upside down from the ceiling.

I yawned.

The ghost looked ready to cry.

"This is impossible!"

Then it spotted my wardrobe.

"I know!"

It jumped inside.

Five seconds later...

"HELP!"

"What now?"

"I think... there's a spider in here."

"You... you're afraid of spiders?"

"It has eight legs! I only have zero!"

I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the bed.

The ghost burst out of the wardrobe wearing one of my hoodies.

"I surrender. Can you remove it?"

I caught the tiny spider in a cup and released it outside.

The ghost wiped imaginary sweat from its forehead.

"You saved my afterlife."

Suddenly, another ghost floated through the wall carrying a clipboard.

"Exam results!"

The first ghost stood nervously.

"Did I pass?"

The examiner checked the paper.

"You failed at scaring..."

The ghost hung its head.

"...but you scored full marks in comedy."

The examiner handed it a golden certificate.

Official Class Clown of the Haunted World.

The ghost grinned.

"That's even better!"

Before leaving, it looked at me.

"Same time tomorrow?"

"Only if you bring snacks."

Ghosts can haunt houses.

Mine just became my funniest midnight friend.17Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1tE2e4ytT

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