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《石頭先生》
ISSUE #5
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #5
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No Plagiarism!cDXv21CoJcZ0s6LNhya3posted on PＥNAＮＡ

💥 然後某天晚上我在古街旅遊遇到人販子。

35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9vNvGACE8

那天我第一次真正意識到：「嫁給石頭這件事，其實也不錯。」

因為他成功幫我敲暈了一個人販子。

35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ARrjWlSLL

當時對方抓著我胳膊，正準備把我拖進那輛窗戶貼了黑窗的可疑白色休旅車，我一個反手從包裡掏出我老公——一塊鵝卵石——朝對方的腦袋狠狠一砸。

35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1CgjwqtAw

那聲悶響比我親戚的尖叫還乾脆。

對方倒地前還來不及理解，自己為什麼會輸給一顆石頭。

35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVv9XUmvYX

我快速逃跑並報警。那是他在這段關係中第一次，也是唯一一次「保護了我」。

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《石頭先生》
Comedy
Sarcasm
Humor
Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,615
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
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