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《石頭先生》
ISSUE #3
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #3
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📦那天我在神山下，撿到一顆石頭。

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不是什麼靈石，不會發光，也不會通靈。

就是一顆普通、圓潤、有點微笑感的鵝卵石。

我看著它，突然覺得前半生被打敗的理智，正努力爬起來拍手叫好。

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所以當第999次有人在家庭聚會對我說：

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 「都幾歲了啊？不要太挑啦，有人要妳就該感恩啦～」

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我當場發瘋，拎著去神山旅行順手撿的鵝卵石，對著現場高聲宣布，加公開發文：

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🎉重大喜訊🎉

我決定結婚了！

新郎：來自山下的沉默男神，外冷內硬，忠誠度100％，從不插話，不亂動手，抗壓抗摔，一包就走！

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他們原本以為我開玩笑。

直到我真的在社群平台發了喜帖照、婚紗照（是我拿著石頭的近拍）、還PO了我們的蜜月行程：

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「老公陪我吃壽司！他超不挑食❤️」

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「今天他一樣聽我吐槽公司主管，完全不插嘴，真的超棒」

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「只有他，在我最累的時候靜靜躺在包包裡陪我，不會說『這種事你太敏感』」

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他們開始怕了。

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《石頭先生》
Comedy
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Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,615
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
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