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The Pun of Life
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Humanity, from the dawn of time, has been driven—urged and moved—by a singular, common force. Not something grand or exquisite, but something inbuilt, woven deep into the fibers of the soul. A drive. A hunger. A yearning.
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What, then, is this primal force?
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It is the universal desire… to suck seed.
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Yes, grab a bowl of cop corn and buckle in as we traverse this paved-yet-unknown road—this mysterious, winding... horizon (though I may yet change the horizon).
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The great Greek philosopher Soy Creates once said, “An unexamined life is not worth living.” So let’s now examine the science of suck seeding—sorry, succeeding.
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Success is achieving desired goals, yes—but it’s also feeling fulfilled. It’s personal. It’s subjective. One man’s treasure is another man’s... treadmill.
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This diversity of what success looks like gives birth to individuality, and individuality fuels creativity. Without it, progress would be stunted. Breakthroughs wouldn’t happen. Success, in a way, would be a chicken full of hen-V.
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But before one can suck seed, one must Lego of the many misconceptions built up over time.
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Success is not fueled by motivation. It is not driven by inspiration. These are fleeting. What truly powers success are the quiet engines of routine and habit.
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If I were to draw a diagram, habit would be at the top, routine at the bottom. Most people obsess over motivation—waiting for it like a late bus in the rain. But the truth is: your drive might not die, but your strength will flicker. There’s depression. Anxiety. Self-doubt. Only by developing routines that harden into habits can the seeds of success truly take root.
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And habits aren’t enough. Success also demands skills—especially communication skills.
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Learn to speak assertively. Here’s an example:
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Customer: How much is this BMW?
Me: Yes.
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Assertive. Concise. Mysterious. That’s how you make an impression.
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Another example:
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Interviewer: Can you work under pressure?
Me: Well… technically, pressure is force divided by area. As for work… there’s a formula, but it escapes me right now.
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Smooth. Science meets swagger. That's how you suck seed in style.
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Let us not forget: the desire to succeed has both psychological and physiological roots.
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Physiologically, it stems from a survival instinct—fear of failure, disappointment, irrelevance. Man wants to endure. The wit shall survive. (Charles Darwin would agree. Dickens too, probably, though he might write a few chapters first.)
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Psychologically, success releases dopamine—a reward. A rush. And adrenaline? That surging thrill? It comes from the hope of overcoming challenges. The chase. The climb.
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In short: Success is engraved in us. In our marrow. In our madness.
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Never let the flame flicker. Never let it die.
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Because in the end, to suck seed... is the pun of life.
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