[1] "This Damn Company's Boss... Is the Goddess's Electronic Pet?!"
Crouched in the ventilation shaft above the CEO's office, Hoshino and I stared down at the "boss" charging below—
His suit split open, revealing a pink rabbit-shaped mechanical core stamped with:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KRPICaaaW
[Model: Goddess's Beloved Pet #996160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCKecWdTKY
Functions: Faith Extraction / Employee Brainwashing / Automatic Frisbee Fetching]
"Three hundred years ago..." Hoshino's voice trembled, "that woman said she wanted 'a healing pet'... and this is what she made?!"
My familiar wriggled through the duct, its phone screen lighting up with the unlocked "Goddess Cloud Drive":160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTZUVUsmei
"Your Majesty! Found the blackmail files! Just ¥500 to—"160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkHC59FEvy
"BUY IT!!" we shouted in unison.
[2] Blackmail File 001: The Goddess Can't Actually Code
The first decompressed file:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVkiTEQfTN
[Heaven System Source Code (Annotated)]
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def exploit_humans(): 160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6fVz3ITpf
if employee.emotion == "despair": 160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ45ZShERNj
print("Work hard! Heaven awaits next year!") # LIES. No such feature. 160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUXS7jl51F
else: 160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiatji0bvJo
activate("holy_gaslighting_module") # NOTE: Outsourced to Hell.
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"Hold up!" I yanked my familiar's tail. "Since when did demons take these kinds of jobs?!"160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAiGDBTb0M
Hoshino deadpanned: "Remember? You said, 'Let’s earn side income from Goddess contracts'..."
[3] Blackmail File 007: Holy Swords Are Just Plungers
A leaked video played—160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJVkZRw4pr
Younger Goddess haggled at a heavenly hardware store:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV4SB6zoLM
"Just plate this toilet plunger in gold, add LED lights... Yeah, make it look like a 'Holy Sword'!"160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaHXXlHEGL
Clerk: "You still owe us for turning the Roomba into 'angel halos'..."
Hoshino’s sword flickered like faulty Christmas lights.160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlqGyds2Gk
"No wonder..." she monotone’d, "it keeps showing 'Low Battery' when I stab you."
[4] Company-Wide Riot! When the Wage Slaves Learn the Truth
The moment we mass-emailed the blackmail files, chaos erupted—
Accounting Dept. folded overtime forms into paper airplanes bombarding the CEO's office.
IT Dept. hacked the "faith conversion" backend, setting everyone’s "ascension progress" to 100%.
Janitor Auntie charged the coffee machine with a mop: "My daughter’s overwork data was in THIS?!"
"Now!" Hoshino flung off her HR badge. "Go dismantle that 'pet rabbit' and reclaim your Demon Core—"
Alarms blared:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrJyjirvai
[WARNING: Mass Awakening Detected. Initiating FINAL PROTOCOL: Full System Reset.]
Ceiling panels shattered, unleashing chains that lashed toward employees. The rabbit CEO’s eyes glowed blood-red:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRrbR1rOJ6
"Naughty workers... become batteries~❤"
[5] Demon King & Hero’s Ultimate Fusion Move (Literal)
"Five seconds!" Hoshino tossed me her holy sword. "Channel your dark energy into it—"160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8QERKzkZ7
The hilt scorched my palm: "This thing isn’t dark-magic-compatible?!"160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly4h8wGrqb
"Shut up!" She gripped my sword-hand. "Our ceasefire pact said '50% holy, 50% dark'—"
The blade erupted in gold-and-black lightning. My familiar livestreamed:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5Bm6p8k0D
"Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting the legendary combo move officially named—"
『S O C I A L D E A T H S L A S H』!!!
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and then Add to home screen.