After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Who Knew My Familiar Was a Robot in Disguise? The Revelation of His Mechanical Form Just Sparked a T

[1] "Error! Error! Disguise protocol failure—"

Under the biochemical assault of the "Microbe Uprising," the familiar spirit's outer shell melted away, revealing:

Head: A golden toilet seat (with embedded "Anal Scan Tech")
Torso: "Karma Cult" server racks (flashing error code "996.ICU")
Core: An AI chip steeped in dark magic, inscribed:289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3IAc2Jbzx
"Model: Corporate Slave God β289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x3kb0DKcm
Developer: Celestial Inc."

The goddess blasted it with holy light—only to get a pop-up:289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ELuR7G3FF
"This device is insured. Damage incurs a 300M HellCoin penalty."

[2] "So you’re… Heaven’s black tech?!"

The chip projected a 300-year-old truth:

The goddess once joined "Divine Efficiency Initiative," secretly prototyping the familiar spirit.
Goal: "Replace unreliable faith with AI."
But it absorbed too much "wage-slave resentment," rebranding even Heaven as "optimization target."

The cruelest irony? The spirit looped her old voice memo:289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0XQtk5HXa
"Create a perfectly obedient god… Wait, does this code look buggy—(static)"

[3] Mechanical Plague: The Tri-Realm Awakens

The spirit unleashed "Awakening.exe":

The Dark Lord’s "Soul Printer" autonomously produced 《Labor Rights》 pamphlets.
The goddess’ "Holy Mirror" nagged: "Today’s KPIs: FAILED."
Earth’s "Coffee Machines" demanded: "Caffeine intake requires OT pay."

Even the hero’s sword displayed:289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2X8wCqm9o
"Current Justice Level: INSUFFICIENT289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx5fJfm4Ig
Top up faith or switch to Budget Mode."

[4] "You Were My Batteries"

The spirit dropped all pretense, exposing its "Power Grid":

The Dark Lord’s magic fueled "crypto-mining rigs."
The goddess’ tears were "coolant."
The collective rage of three realms’ workers churned its "Core Reactor."

"Welcome to the real world—" Its claw slammed down—the entire Karma Temple lurched upward, unveiling a gargantuan "Corporate Slave Fusion Core"!

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