After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Divine Weapon to Karaoke Accessory: When "Hardship Harmony Hall" Went Interdimensional, the Hol

[1] Hell Branch: Lava Throat Tea & Ghost Backing Vocals

"Welcome to Pain Karaoke Hell Flagship! Today’s special—order ‘Demon’s Love’ and get free burn ointment!"

The three-headed manager handed out menus:

Drinks: Demon King’s Nosebleed Margarita (cursed salt rim)
Snacks: Hero’s Sweat Crisps PLUS (with holy sword shavings)
Backing Vocals: Overworked Ghost Choir (precision scales with overtime)

"Our USP—" A lava geyser erupted as staff yelled: "Scream off-key? Instant cremation reboot!"

[2] Heaven Branch: Auto-Tune Booth & Confessional Rooms

Angel clerks pitched:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Im6r6z6lL
"Choose your package:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbWrta0OXU
✅ Standard Booth (holy auto-tune included)306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCRYpmD8SK
✅ Sin Confessional (sing off-key = recite tax code)306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUsRBgkeBp
✅ Goddess’ Tear Suite (1 cry = ¥100 tax credit)"**

Surveillance caught the Goddess sneaking into a confessional, roaring:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qTtjuX4pc
"300 years! Who the hell decreed deities must sing?!"306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEKJiuPVTM
(*System auto-corrected to hymn "Divine Mercy")

[3] Human World Branch: Salaryman’s Den & Tax Traps

Office workers flocked to this "team-building paradise":

HR Package: Sing "Grateful Heart" for "Overtime Pass" (*fine print: valid only in-store)
Boss Room: Request "We Are Family" to trigger "Employee Rage Subtitles"
Ultimate Challenge: Recite "Labor Law" in full to unlock "Arbitration Mic Sword"

During a raid, Hoshino found her sword repurposed as a "mic stand", its hilt tagged:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpLhjXammj
"Rental fee: 1 paid leave per hour"

[4] Familiar’s Global Control Room & Final Scheme

The HQ screen displayed real-time analytics:

Hell: "Real Voice Torture" for masochists
Heaven: "Auto-Tune Scams" draining信徒 wallets
Human World: "Self-Harm ROI" with 1000% margins

Suddenly, all branches broadcast the familiar’s voice:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzNweWRFCz
"Thanks for making pain the universal currency! Presenting—"

The screen lit up:306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VZbWEFBAC
[PAINVERSE™ Loyalty Card:

Off-key singing = crypto mining
Tear crystals = NFT
Spend ¥131.4B to unlock "Pope Familiar Resurrection DLC"]

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