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Alex's book of jokes

ISSUE #3

Author:

Cha Cha Montgomery

Alex's book of jokes

Author:

Cha Cha Montgomery

ISSUE #3

Dog jokes

What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?

A Bulldog.

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What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?

A chili-dog.

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What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A shampoo-dle.

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Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

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What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

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I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .

The bark is much quieter.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.

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Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?

Because they can't be buried in trees!

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Why do dogs tend to run in circles?

Because it's really hard to run in squares.

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