我的名字是林雙芙,我還記得小學時老師教字形結構,對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAgAxMzHuaXL
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係,戀愛方面男生女生我也可以,父母也沒說甚麼,倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA7jvCpn08l1
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAF7ZPms8x8f
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「三字頭」的步步進逼,使得我也只好安裝交友APP,反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ke4NdVBT3
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也因為這樣,我配對到了那個人。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAar5DnwSYje
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〔屌你啊你係咩人,你做咩偷我相?!〕3491Please respect copyright.PENANAbsaAUP6AQS
〔你做咩偷我相,屌你啊你係咩人?!〕3491Please respect copyright.PENANAeqfNkbRwjw
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把對方往右滑後,果然配對成功,對方和我也馬上開始罵戰3491Please respect copyright.PENANAVX04olj8qr
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她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我,名字也是林雙芙,卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋:把和我體形相近其他人的相片,換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AI。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAbO0VxOZiay
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但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎?而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術,仔細看也…沒有任何破綻,身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA9VLezTT8op
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAdOCTG5MR12
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〔你都幾好笑,偷完人相仲惡人先告狀!〕3491Please respect copyright.PENANAVqOHwvRwRC
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀!?偷相既人明明係你!〕3491Please respect copyright.PENANAYXCdDyJ9pW
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接著是一個語音訊息。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA67HuIHCA4h
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「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖!係度扮女人,咩心態?!」3491Please respect copyright.PENANA4IwdLxYdv7
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我的聲音。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAddvo5KbhO8
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我的語氣。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA4kEWGHAuXH
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我的用字。3491Please respect copyright.PENANASrbiR4uK2U
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「…你…你係邊個?」3491Please respect copyright.PENANAooFRpKXNRx
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我吞一吞口水,以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA3RCaTQyhsK
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對方沉默了好一會兒,如我現在一樣。3491Please respect copyright.PENANABrTEg7X1xw
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〔不只配對,更為你找到最易在一起的人〕3491Please respect copyright.PENANAWeDtK7gQx6
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過,閃爍著這句口號。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAYvRadQ1gqr
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」3491Please respect copyright.PENANAoMsUxevgc4
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」3491Please respect copyright.PENANAoOUzAfmz97
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於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中,一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候,它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。3491Please respect copyright.PENANApfFhxNr0X2
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊,自己與自己產生干涉。3491Please respect copyright.PENANARgvvyJAuIc
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行,卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實,然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。3491Please respect copyright.PENANA3rezIiGfwc
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量子力學不明白不要緊,我直接提出結論吧。3491Please respect copyright.PENANAcCYBYNK3UV
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「如果在交友App中Match到自己,千萬不要配對!」


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