我的名字是林雙芙,我還記得小學時老師教字形結構,對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAhm6s5tJSIN
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係,戀愛方面男生女生我也可以,父母也沒說甚麼,倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。1598Please respect copyright.PENANA8AB0KkK86O
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。1598Please respect copyright.PENANA8SBXvZmxdc
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「三字頭」的步步進逼,使得我也只好安裝交友APP,反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAB1S6T1JtEH
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也因為這樣,我配對到了那個人。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAVIoZRweKRz
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〔屌你啊你係咩人,你做咩偷我相?!〕1598Please respect copyright.PENANAxFgZSMAXue
〔你做咩偷我相,屌你啊你係咩人?!〕1598Please respect copyright.PENANARU0BCpdFNq
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把對方往右滑後,果然配對成功,對方和我也馬上開始罵戰1598Please respect copyright.PENANAXuH11OBlDW
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她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我,名字也是林雙芙,卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋:把和我體形相近其他人的相片,換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AI。1598Please respect copyright.PENANACp6Xdx9Fnn
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但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎?而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術,仔細看也…沒有任何破綻,身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAe6RggBiNeW
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAviETLq7hzG
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〔你都幾好笑,偷完人相仲惡人先告狀!〕1598Please respect copyright.PENANAFT0aNF4qvk
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀!?偷相既人明明係你!〕1598Please respect copyright.PENANA83YwWKr3Xd
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接著是一個語音訊息。1598Please respect copyright.PENANA9xBPh0kl1U
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「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖!係度扮女人,咩心態?!」1598Please respect copyright.PENANAPA1aXjG2Gf
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我的聲音。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAmKcs6ROTwj
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我的語氣。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAxAjhExiUat
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我的用字。1598Please respect copyright.PENANA8onoUXcS3d
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「…你…你係邊個?」1598Please respect copyright.PENANAWzOjldsLzL
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我吞一吞口水,以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAl6hCKb0SAf
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對方沉默了好一會兒,如我現在一樣。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAtqXGoGAzXB
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〔不只配對,更為你找到最易在一起的人〕1598Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ0MyZFppW
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過,閃爍著這句口號。1598Please respect copyright.PENANA3W5L4QHSnk
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」1598Please respect copyright.PENANAr13tvLVooi
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」1598Please respect copyright.PENANAnSZNjfYxbQ
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於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中,一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候,它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。1598Please respect copyright.PENANARulOv0669p
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊,自己與自己產生干涉。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAJob0gKBIuy
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行,卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實,然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。1598Please respect copyright.PENANALq2x38612J
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量子力學不明白不要緊,我直接提出結論吧。1598Please respect copyright.PENANAP7xFwD5Y39
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「如果在交友App中Match到自己,千萬不要配對!」